asdfghjkaitlyn: why you gotta be so perf

Anonymous: Sometimes I think about you when I poop

Anonymous: So five minutes ago a duck bit my nose clean off. I'm losing blood really fast, but I'm making popcorn and I don't want it to get burnt. My mom told me I should call 911 but I shoved her in a cardboard box so she's out of the way now. What should I do?

Anonymous: Have u ever eaten poop before